Message to the birds

I posted this on my last blog a little less
than I year ago.

Version 1.01

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Wandering around Blogdom and elsewhere, I
notice so many birds talking about the others'
wings that I thought I'd start a new party, one
without wings, unclassifiable... something to
fuck with the heads of these winged creatures
flopping around on just one wing.

My party is called The Radical Centrist Party
and it has only one member: me. It has no wings
and no room for new members. It doesn't fly, even
in circles with one wing dragging the ground. It
has both feet on the ground.

I am the Prez, Sect'y-Treasurer, Vice-Prez,
Chairman of Vice and Foolishness, and only dues
paying member. (When I fuck up, I pay the dues.
Can ya dig it?)

The party platform is located, signed with my
name, on the panel on the right side of this page.

I vote for everything and I always win by a
landslide. I rule my party and I hardly ever miss
my goals, unlike the single-winged fools,
yearning for other like-winged fools to Make
Their Life aw Better with even other's stolen
money. (Odd, these single-winged hyumans.)

Membership to the Radical Centrist Party is
closed and I put no party above me and never vote
outside my party.

And membership will always be closed.

Why not start your own Radical Centrist Party?