Friday, December 10, 2004

War is the health of the state

"The Pentagon revealed that China launched a
nuclear submarine capable of firing
intercontinental ballistic missiles into the
United States. In case of attack, take cover
inside a Wal-Mart. China would never bomb their
best customer." -- Argus Hamilton

Bwahahahah. Not a bad idea, Argus.

But let's expand on this.

China effectively owns Wal-Mart now. I expect that
someday they'll buy it outright.

Will they then rename it China-Mart?

Then why would they attack? That would be exceedingly
bad for business, wouldn't it.

Now come up with your own plan to avoid war on the
planet. You can see it, can't you?

So tell me now.

What's the big fuss about globalization?

What sense does it make to kill active or potential
customers anywhere?

Now you global corporate types...go forth and put
the heat on the war mongers.

Go on now. What're you waiting for?

Via Bill St. Claire