How one man defeated the US Army

Think bigger than the US Army here.

Now you know how easy it is to 'Just say no'.

Most people think that they could never defeat
United States Army. The Army possesses nuclear,
chemical, and biological weapons and knows how to
use them. They have Apache helicopters, Abrams
tanks, and more depleted uranium rounds than you
can shake a stick at! No one would believe that
one man, not even one as strong as Arnold
Schwarzenegger, could defeat the Army. Yet using
my method, I was able to defeat the entire United
States Army and gain my freedom – armed with
nothing but my underpants. I have a certified
letter from the US government to prove it!

The entire hilarious success story of one man.