Report on the bird droppings

Covering the flopping of these single-winged birds,
(left wing, right wing) Fred sees 'em pretty much
as they are. Gimpy...

In my capacity as Western Civilization’s
principal moral compass and intellectual
lighthouse, I thought I might explain politics
once and forever. There are altogether too many
television shows about politics, too many books
by people who would better pass their time in
drinking. Newspapers have gotten above
themselves. They are full of columnists. A final
explanation of all things political will allow
the papers to concern themselves entirely with
coverage of ghastly murders, divorcing
celebrities, and the incursions of space aliens
into Puerto Rico.

The rant.