The World's Oldest Profession

You've been told what it is. Do you believe it?

They were wrong. Prostitution wasn't the oldest
profession.

Sales is older. Someone had to sell it first
and sex is the easiest thing to sell.

Nothing happens in this world until something is
sold.

Nothing.

You can sell yourself, or someone else can.

Was there some profession that came before the
sale that I might have missed?

Now don't tell me it was the goddamned legal
profession.