Friday, June 24, 2005

Gods, quantum computing, Akashic records and Google

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Found here.

Via Orlin Grabbe

I sent the godchecker url above to my bro, to which
he replied:
just went there: "As predicted by the Tablets of
Destiny, we present the ancient deities of
Babylon, Sumer and Akkad." I got a theory -
tablets of destiny were laptops with the hot, new
quantum chips infinitely parallel processing and
all that shit - anyway, they could naturally
stargate/wormhole their young asses into the
Akashic records which would be the ultimate
Google, currently unavailable to the earth
monkeys, but we be workin' on it.

Sanity is lonely.

If that theory's correct, it happened about 6,000
years ago.

I dunno. I wasn't there.