Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Guns and Dope Party position paper #23

A great man has just left us...Robert Anton Wilson...R.I.P., buddy:

Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching
on one candy bar after another. After the 6th candy
bar, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son,
you know eating all that candy isn't good for you.
It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you

"Little Tony replied, "My grandfather lived to be
107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy
bars at a time?"

Little Tony answered, "No, he minded his own
fucking business."

See the rest here.