Thursday, January 31, 2008

Saviors, one and all

President Bush, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke, and Senate majority leader Harry Reid are planning to prop up the economy.
What are they going to use? Toothpicks?

Maybe a new device that stuffs the toothpaste back in
the tube.

Such hubris...and all dumber 'n a box o' rocks.

Have you practiced your dumpster diving lately?