Won't The War be grand

...wait until the Iranians blockade the Gulf of
Hormuz, through which two-fifths of the world's
oil passes. Let's assume that when the supreme
commander of Iran's Islamic Revolution Guards
Corps, Maj. Gen. Yahya Rahim Safa, suggested such
a strategy, he wasn't kidding. In that case, good
luck driving to work: you may have to mortgage
your house in order to afford the gas.

Most probably future idiots wearing historian's garb
will write that the Second Dark Age came when prior
generations used too much oil and ran out.

Bwahahahah.

If I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times:

Do you have your donkey yet?

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