I'm wild about Harry

I'm starting a new political party, and that is
why I am writing. We could use a guy like you. We
are looking to attract people disillusioned with
the Tories. The modern Conservative Party is an
old man wanking into a sock. You have to admit
that. And look at Howard. A husk of a man,
despised by all, prematurely bald from self-
abuse. Is this what we fought the Falklands for?
If we love our country, he must hang.

Fine satire at Harry's
Place.

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